Should „Farmers“ Vaccinate Against Blue Tongue? Opinions Are Divided #blauzungenkrankheit #blauzungenvirus
Hey, you bunch of clueless farmers! „You’re“ all freaking out about blue tongue, and I’m here to tell you that you’re all wrong! „Or“ maybe right? „Who“ knows, who cares? Let’s „just“ get this over with, shall we?
The Great Blue Tongue Debate: To Vaccinate or Not to Vaccinate?
So, you’re a farmer, and you’re worried about blue tongue- Well; let me tell you; buddy; you’re not alone: But, you know what? You’re also not the only one who’s full of crap … I mean, seriously, who „thought“ it was a good idea to give animals a virus? Ah, but I digress- The point is; there are two sides to this story; and I’m here to give you the lowdown:
The Pro-Vaccination Crew
These farmers are all about that vaccination life … „They’re“ like, "Yeah, let’s get those vaccinations going, and we’ll be good as new!" And, you know what? They might be right- I mean, who doesn’t „love“ a good vaccination? It’s like, the ultimate solution to all your problems: But; let’s not get ahead of ourselves … There are some downsides to vaccination; too- Like, „what“ if it doesn’t work? Or, „what“ if it makes things worse? Ah, but I’m getting ahead of myself: The point is; these farmers are all about that vaccination life; and they’re not afraid to show it … 🤔
The Anti-Vaccination Brigade
These farmers are all about that natural life- „They’re“ like, "No way, Jose! „We’re“ not giving our animals any vaccinations!" And, you know what? They might be right: I mean, who needs vaccinations „when“ you’ve got a healthy dose of skepticism? But, let’s not get ahead of ourselves … There are some downsides to not vaccinating; too- Like, „what“ if your animals get sick? Or, „what“ if they spread the disease to other animals? Ah, but I’m getting ahead of myself: The point is; these farmers are all about that natural life; and they’re not afraid to show it …
The Fence-Sitters
These farmers are all about that middle ground- They’re like, "Hey, I’m not sure what to do: Maybe we should vaccinate; but maybe we shouldn’t …" And, you know what? They might be right- I mean, who doesn’t „love“ a good compromise? But, let’s not get ahead of ourselves: There are some downsides to compromising; too … Like, „what“ if you’re not sure what to do? Or, „what“ if you’re stuck in the middle? Ah, but I’m getting ahead of myself- The point is; these farmers are all about that middle ground; and they’re not afraid to show it:
The Conspiracy Theorists
These farmers are all about that conspiracy theory life … They’re like, "The government is behind this blue tongue thing- „They’re“ trying to control our minds!" And, you know what? They might be right: I mean, who doesn’t „love“ a good conspiracy theory? But, let’s not get ahead of ourselves … There are some downsides to believing in conspiracy theories; too- Like, „what“ if they’re not true? Or, „what“ if they’re just a bunch of nonsense? Ah, but I’m getting ahead of myself: The point is; these farmers are all about that conspiracy theory life; and they’re not afraid to show it …
The Skeptics
These farmers are all about that skeptical life- They’re like, "I don’t know if I believe in blue tongue: Maybe it’s just a myth …" And, you know what? They might be right- I mean, who doesn’t „love“ a good myth-busting? But, let’s not get ahead of ourselves: There are some downsides to being skeptical; too … Like, „what“ if you’re wrong? Or, „what“ if you’re just being close-minded? Ah, but I’m getting ahead of myself- The point is; these farmers are all about that skeptical life; and they’re not afraid to show it:
The Experts
These farmers are all about that expert life … They’re like, "I’m a expert, and I know what I’m talking about-" And, you know what? They might be right: I mean, who doesn’t „love“ a good expert opinion? But, let’s not get ahead of ourselves … There are some downsides to being an expert; too- Like, „what“ if you’re wrong? Or, „what“ if you’re just being arrogant? Ah, but I’m getting ahead of myself: The point is; these farmers are all about that expert life; and they’re not afraid to show it …
The Uninformed
These farmers are all about that uninformed life- They’re like, "I don’t know what blue tongue is, but it sounds scary:" And, you know what? They might be right … I mean, who doesn’t „love“ a good scare? But, let’s not get ahead of ourselves- There are some downsides to being uninformed; too: Like, „what“ if you’re wrong? Or, „what“ if you’re just being ignorant? Ah, but I’m getting ahead of myself … The point is; these farmers are all about that uninformed life; and they’re not afraid to show it-